EB: dave why the hell are you wearing a dress?!
TG: for ironic purposes
TG: altho I have to admit, I do feel rather…
They should have used Dave for this infomercial
Do you think I look like a normal person?
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Since we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-